I've now been off the pill for over 6 months. And you know what that means?
I'll tell you what that means.
It means that my womanhood is attacking me.
Yeah.
Cravings, swelling, horniness, emotions, cravings.
I've been wanting sweet and salt all day long.
I ate two deli pickles today back to back. Two. That's a lot of sodium.
I also ate some peanut butter after that. And had 16 Handles tonight.
I had to put the 16 Handles in the freezer so I wouldn't finish it.
I got the large size "to save some for later".
Somehow my body keeps thinking "later" is "now".
Yet another reason why being a woman is annoying.
My boobs are so swollen, I feel like I'm not breathing properly.
Then I realize that they, in conjunction with my increased back fat from Europe,
are making my bra so tight that I indeed am not breathing properly.
Bottom line: Dudes have it easy.
Being a chick is hard.
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